FOILED AGAIN! A rider’s cunning plan to beat the food queues at this year’s PBP controls by disguising himself as a chicken leg were foiled when he was found to be undercooked. Paul Stewart of the Willesden Cycling Club, a master of disguise, said
“There’s no foiling this year’s organisers. I thought I had the food queues beaten this year, but I was spotted when I tried to cross the road trying to re-enact an old joke and get to the front of the queue. I chickened out and was detected. I just wasn’t brown enough. It seems my plan wasn’t foilproof after all.”
“OK Sir, a Number 1 all over ….. but you shave your own legs”
I think you are just about cooked to perfection.
I appreciate you taking to time to contribute That’s very helfupl.
They still know what you’re thinking – the foil should go around your HEAD!
No the UCI are bound to ban it. Best we stick to green lycra!!
Something for the weekend sir.
“Arabella, that guy nicked my can of coke.”
FOILED AGAIN! A rider’s cunning plan to beat the food queues at this year’s PBP controls by disguising himself as a chicken leg were foiled when he was found to be undercooked. Paul Stewart of the Willesden Cycling Club, a master of disguise, said
“There’s no foiling this year’s organisers. I thought I had the food queues beaten this year, but I was spotted when I tried to cross the road trying to re-enact an old joke and get to the front of the queue. I chickened out and was detected. I just wasn’t brown enough. It seems my plan wasn’t foilproof after all.”