Those with posh houses – look in the garage….
Those not in posh houses – look in the loft, or under the bed or behind the sofa… somewhere a dusty and forgotten Turbo will looking for some love. Its time has now come! Turbo Torture™ night will be starting at the Hillingdon circuit from Friday 10th October onwards.
Old hands will know the score, pay Ray Kelly £3.00 a week (£1.00 for Under 18’s) so he can have the pleasure of making your suffer for a full hour or more. New hands will soon be old hands.
Set-up/warm-up from 6:30 pm – The Turbo session will start at 7 pm for one hour.
Bring your own turbo, block for front wheel, towel, and bidon. If possible also remember to bring your sense of humour and a positive mental attitude, you’ll need those for the tea and biscuits afterwards.
There will be a limited number of Turbo’s available for those who do not have one.
Note: Riding on the circuit will continue as usual from 5:30pm, sign-on in the club room. Good lights are essential.
Either way “Death-Ray” Kelly is waiting for you…